My third grade class was interrupted by a bus evacuation so I had about five minutes with them so they wanted to ask me some questions about myself
Student: What is your real name?
Me: Jenahlee
Student: What is your boyfriend's name?
Me: Todd
Student: Has your dad ever been to jail?
Me: No
Student: Where were you born?
Me: Washington
Students: COOOOOOL!
Me:Washington, Iowa
Students: OOOOOHHHHHHHH......(clearly not the Washington they were thinking)
During my fifth grade class....who were not acting right so I told them that if they wanted to waste class time then they could spend time with me on the bench at recess.....
Boy: Well what if you can't find us?
Me: Oh I'll find you
Boy: Well what if you don't?
Me: Well I know where you eat lunch and I know what door you have to come out and the playground isn't that big....
Boy: What if we get hit by an invisibility ray?
Me:......................?
While I'm tying a Kindergarten boy's shoes at recess.......
Boy: Sniff Sniff....mmm you smell good
Me: Oh yeah what do I smell like?
Boy: sniff...oranges
Me: Oh well thanks
Boy: sniff...and maybe strawberries too
and finally Todd encountered my same fifth grade friend with the invisibility ray when he came to drop off my coffee
To set the scene this boy is hiding behind a plant in the lobby of the school when Todd walks in
Boy: Peaking out from the plant...Are you a spy?
Todd: Yep....and he keeps on walking
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